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  1. gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

    ideas for new pet names for people

    • my little burrowing owl
    • favoured one
    • my beloved
    • squishy friend
    • mushroom
    • kookaburrah
    • splendid armadillo
    • perfect arrangement of cells and proteins
    • what evolution was aiming for
    • cuddly wuddly sheep
    • dave

    I heard someone today call someone else their ‘favourite piece of after birth’

    (via ww-a-n-d-e-r-l-u-s-t)

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  2. fishingboatproceeds:

sopheos:

the fault in our realtors

This is the John Green who owns johngreen.com. For many years, I wanted (desperately) to be the first person to come up when you searched “John Green” on google*, and John Green the Realtor was in my way. Plus, I narrowly missed the window to own johngreen.com, and I always resented John Green the Realtor.
(But really it was my fault: I told Hank in the late 90s that I didn’t want my own domain name because it was a waste of money and that I’d rather him build me a web site for my college “comedy writing” using a subdomain of his web site about Mars Exploration. “People don’t type URLs,” I told him. “They click them. So it doesn’t matter what your web site is called.” Other brilliant Internet predictions from me include, “Lonelygirl15 is definitely real,” “There will never be an Internet audience for widescreen video,” “MySpace is cooler than Facebook,” and “I don’t understand what a tumblr even is; it’s like a blog, but I already have a blog; why would I need a new blog?”)
Anyway, I know that some people on tumblr feel like I apologize too much, but I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to John Green the Realtor, who has done a great job with johngreen.com and seems by all accounts to be an excellent choice for your real estate needs in Southwestern Tennessee and northern Mississippi. 

* I am deeply embarrassed of this ambition, but anyway this was in the days before google personalized search, when there was but one Internet for all of us.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    sopheos:

    the fault in our realtors

    This is the John Green who owns johngreen.com. For many years, I wanted (desperately) to be the first person to come up when you searched “John Green” on google*, and John Green the Realtor was in my way. Plus, I narrowly missed the window to own johngreen.com, and I always resented John Green the Realtor.

    (But really it was my fault: I told Hank in the late 90s that I didn’t want my own domain name because it was a waste of money and that I’d rather him build me a web site for my college “comedy writing” using a subdomain of his web site about Mars Exploration. “People don’t type URLs,” I told him. “They click them. So it doesn’t matter what your web site is called.” Other brilliant Internet predictions from me include, “Lonelygirl15 is definitely real,” “There will never be an Internet audience for widescreen video,” “MySpace is cooler than Facebook,” and “I don’t understand what a tumblr even is; it’s like a blog, but I already have a blog; why would I need a new blog?”)

    Anyway, I know that some people on tumblr feel like I apologize too much, but I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to John Green the Realtor, who has done a great job with johngreen.com and seems by all accounts to be an excellent choice for your real estate needs in Southwestern Tennessee and northern Mississippi. 


    * I am deeply embarrassed of this ambition, but anyway this was in the days before google personalized search, when there was but one Internet for all of us.

    (via all-time-llamaa)

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  3. iwantabrickbybrick:

    my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

    (via holasayshola)

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  4. tomorrowsofyesterday:

    So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
    image

    which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

    But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

    image

    "You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

    HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

    (Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

    (via hunger-games-fandom)

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  5. So, this is a video of Tyler Hoechlin, JR Bourne and Daniel Sharman imitating what cats sound like when they are having sex. They turned it into a competition of who sounded the best.

    This is from Tyler, JR, and Daniel’s panel at Wolfs Bane 2 (13th July 2014)

    Please do not repost/steal this video as it is mine and I would really appreciate it if you didn’t.

    (Source: direwolfhale)

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  6. dead-pendragon:

    heterophilia:

    Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

    SOMEONE SAID IT

    (via shrugging)

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  7. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in us."

    a quote from Shakespeare that needed to be in the tfios movie for the title to make any sense at all  (via seulray)

    (Source: demigods-one-in-particular, via old-yellow-brickss)

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  8. book-boy:

elvhanen:

theshadowstepper:

So I was warned not to go to the /b/ section of 4chan, but I did anyway and this is what I find:
People go on about “old /b/” so much. Hur dur summer is here, hur dur habbo raids were GOAT.We have the potential to make this the most memorable raid in 4chan history. If these kids getting panic attacks is real, and not some kind of mob justice mass hysteria, we could legitimately rack up a sizeable body count, disrupt a huge website like tumblr, and potentially even knock it out.I say every month, periodically, say the 4th of every month, we raid a load of popular tags with gore and animal abuse and rape, and try and trigger them. This could be fucking golden, but we need to work together.
Are you fucking kidding me? These people think it’s funny, think it’s okay, to fucking torture and hurt people, put them in fucking situations where they could die?! How the hell is that even remotely humorous?!
I swear, I am considering getting the law involved. Screw wherever the hell you are, this is not okay in any way, shape, or form. If the law was involved, I’m pretty damn sure that the 4chan site will be contacted and told that it needs to monitor the activity better, as well as do a lot of other shit to show these assholes (not all of 4chan, just the psychotic people) that this isn’t funny. That they could be penalized harshly for this shit.
This comment suggests that they might do these raids every 4th of the month. We need to prepare for them! Anyone who is triggered or worried about being triggered or anything like that, I’d say that you should stay off/away from Tumblr for the first week of each month. I’m sorry, it’s just to be cautious in case they decide to do it the first week or earlier.
Please spread the word.

who the fuck thinks that attacking people on tumblr is a good idealikewho the fuck goes around one day sayingyou know what would be a grand idealets flood the tags of tumblr and trigger people because why not

These people are probably the worst humans I have ever encountered on the Internet. I don’t understand why people have to do this, why they think it’s funny. It’s extremely messed up. Wanting to give people panic attacks? I love people, but the people that do things like this- they give humans a bad title. We should do what this tumblr user has told us do if. If you’re triggered by what 4-chan puts up, stay off for the forth. I say we report all of the users that post the gore if it comes, message 4-chan support (if they have it) about this and try and get this situation cracked as soon as possible.
Please do not skip this post. It is important. Stay safe tumblr.

    book-boy:

    elvhanen:

    theshadowstepper:

    So I was warned not to go to the /b/ section of 4chan, but I did anyway and this is what I find:

    People go on about “old /b/” so much. Hur dur summer is here, hur dur habbo raids were GOAT.

    We have the potential to make this the most memorable raid in 4chan history. If these kids getting panic attacks is real, and not some kind of mob justice mass hysteria, we could legitimately rack up a sizeable body count, disrupt a huge website like tumblr, and potentially even knock it out.

    I say every month, periodically, say the 4th of every month, we raid a load of popular tags with gore and animal abuse and rape, and try and trigger them. This could be fucking golden, but we need to work together.

    Are you fucking kidding me? These people think it’s funny, think it’s okay, to fucking torture and hurt people, put them in fucking situations where they could die?! How the hell is that even remotely humorous?!

    I swear, I am considering getting the law involved. Screw wherever the hell you are, this is not okay in any way, shape, or form. If the law was involved, I’m pretty damn sure that the 4chan site will be contacted and told that it needs to monitor the activity better, as well as do a lot of other shit to show these assholes (not all of 4chan, just the psychotic people) that this isn’t funny. That they could be penalized harshly for this shit.

    This comment suggests that they might do these raids every 4th of the month. We need to prepare for them! Anyone who is triggered or worried about being triggered or anything like that, I’d say that you should stay off/away from Tumblr for the first week of each month. I’m sorry, it’s just to be cautious in case they decide to do it the first week or earlier.

    Please spread the word.

    who the fuck thinks that attacking people on tumblr is a good idea
    like
    who the fuck goes around one day saying
    you know what would be a grand idea
    lets flood the tags of tumblr and trigger people because why not

    These people are probably the worst humans I have ever encountered on the Internet. I don’t understand why people have to do this, why they think it’s funny. It’s extremely messed up. Wanting to give people panic attacks? I love people, but the people that do things like this- they give humans a bad title. We should do what this tumblr user has told us do if. If you’re triggered by what 4-chan puts up, stay off for the forth. I say we report all of the users that post the gore if it comes, message 4-chan support (if they have it) about this and try and get this situation cracked as soon as possible.

    Please do not skip this post. It is important. Stay safe tumblr.

    (via phanaticlarry)

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  10. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS TEA IN THE HARBOUR THING